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Movie Trailer | Luke | 3rd June 2011

Looks like things are getting a bit hairy for humankind in this first full theatrical trailer for Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes.

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Watch 5 seconds of Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Movie News | Luke | 12th April 2011

First footage of Rise of the Planet of the Apes is shorter than a chimp's cock. Also more of a tech demo.

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Planet Of The Apes prequel coming, end of Humanity to follow

Movie News | Luke | 8th May 2010

In what seems like a mistake made when someone forgot to change their desk calendar from April and accidentally forwarded a joke email, a new film in the "Apes" saga is tyre-swinging to cinemas next year.

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Apes up-side your head, say apes upside your head...

Watch 5 seconds of Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Planet Of The Apes prequel coming, end of Humanity to follow

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