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Eight astonishing things on the new X-Men: Days Of Future Past poster

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:10 on 24 Mar 2014
Eight astonishing things on the new X-Men: Days Of Future Past poster
The X-Men don't historically have a lot of luck when it comes to cool poster designs - who could forget 9/3/11? - and that trend continues with this mental new one-sheet for X-Men: Days Of Future Past. Featuring: ALL OF THE THINGS.

What if John Travolta read the names of the Best Picture nominees?

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:30 on 06 Mar 2014
What if John Travolta read the names of the Best Picture nominees?
We've all had a good laugh at poor old John Travolta for his unfortunate lingual boner at the Oscars - the moment he introduced actress/singer Idina Menzel on stage as "Adele Dazeem", he practically invited the entire internet round to ridicule him. Travolta may have flubbed Menzel's name, but it could have been worse: what if John had been tasked with reading the names of the nine movies nominated for Best Picture? And we all had to just go with it? Let's dare to go to there.

IMAX even makes posters look better

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:30 on 23 Jan 2014
IMAX even makes posters look better
IMAX: making slightly bum-looking films look halfway watchable since forever. Can't wait to see the new RoboCop SLASH SLASH.

If 2014's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Posted by Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Neil Alcock at 14:30 on 16 Jan 2014
If 2014's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
As soon as I heard today's announcements for the 2014 Academy Awards, I opened up Photoshop and whipped up these 15 mildly amusing honest poster alternatives in five minutes flat, because I'm just that talented. Seriously. These didn't take a month, no matter what you've heard. Off the cuff humour, each and every one. And that's the truth.

The movie poster tagline that needs to die in a fire

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 13 Jan 2014
The movie poster tagline that needs to die in a fire
Need an enigmatic movie poster tagline that suggests danger, conspiracy and an underdog-type thriller? Then we have the three words for you! (Terms and conditions apply. Offer not available for exclusivity).

Hollywood in shock as helicopter crashes into Keira Knightley's left tit

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:35 on 28 Nov 2013
Hollywood in shock as helicopter crashes into Keira Knightley's left tit
The exploding unnecessary helicopter isn't even my favourite bit of this Jack Ryan poster: it's the tagline.



America, you're fucked.

Melissa McCarthy gains 30lbs in six months, changes eye colour

Posted by Ali Gray at 13:00 on 27 Nov 2013
Melissa McCarthy gains 30lbs in six months, changes eye colour
Still not quite sure why she has no ears, mind. (Context).

This poster is not doing Forest Whitaker's lazy eye any favours

Posted by Ali Gray at 07:30 on 13 Nov 2013
This poster is not doing Forest Whitaker's lazy eye any favours
Honestly, it'd be like having a Christian Bale poster that plays up his eye wart. Oh, you didn't notice that yet? CANNOT UNSEE.
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