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If 2016's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Posted by Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson at 07:00 on 14 Jan 2016
If 2016's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
It's a particularly open race at this year's Oscars, which is interesting, so interesting, so incredibly interesting. Could this film win? But what about that film? Does this actor deserve a nomination? Should that actress have lobbied for Lead instead of Supporting? All of these are words that people say that have absolutely no bearing on these stupid posters that I made. Enjoy them by looking at them and forwarding them to your nan.

ಠ_ಠ Someone forgot to make these Allegiant posters actually match up

Posted by Matt Looker at 22:29 on 06 Jan 2016
ಠ_ಠ Someone forgot to make these Allegiant posters actually match up
You had one job, hug-reverse-shot-match-up guy!

8 other stupid EXTREME things that could be Point Break posters

Posted by Matt Looker at 13:00 on 08 Dec 2015
8 other stupid EXTREME things that could be Point Break posters
Point Break: The Remake is coming and it's so EXTREME the only way to catch it in cinemas is to parachute in from a Harrier Jump Jet, abseil down the screen and then set yourself on fire while dry-humping a lion and eating a really, really hot curry. Any less than this and you just aren't EXTREME enough for whoever is Patrick Swayze in this one.

Did they... Did they put makeup on Emily Blunt on the Sicario poster?

Posted by Ali Gray at 21:40 on 20 Sep 2015
Did they... Did they put makeup on Emily Blunt on the Sicario poster?
I've been walking past the poster for Emily Blunt's hitman drama Sicario for weeks now, but just assumed the one-sheet in Holborn station had been vandalised. Apparently that's not the case: every version of this Sicario poster has Emily Blunt made up to look like a Victorian prostitute.

New Fantastic Four one-sheet is the ultimate orange and blue poster

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 13 Jul 2015
Photo mosaic by: mattlooker @ Mosaically

I created this manually, by the way, carefully choosing each poster one at a time. It took me four years.

THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:00 on 08 Jun 2015
THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
Watch out, HOLLYLOLWOOD! The Smosh guys are coming for you, I imagine!

Is this the largest that nostrils have ever been on a movie poster?

Posted by Ali Gray at 08:30 on 20 May 2015
Is this the largest that nostrils have ever been on a movie poster?
Genuine question. Tweet me if you can find any bigger ones.

You said it, weird Russian poster for lesser De Niro movie Bus 657

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:10 on 28 Apr 2015
You said it, weird Russian poster for lesser De Niro movie Bus 657
WAIT...



Place your bets on how many minutes of screen time Robert De Niro gets in this new thriller. Twelve? Seven? Three? I'll wager that co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack from Saved By The Bell) gets more lines.
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