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Rollover for a more accurate version of Jason Statham's Wild Card poster

Posted by TheShiznit.co.uk at 13:00 on 16 Dec 2014
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He just doesn't give a fork. (Pic from IMPawards.com).

This poster for Unfinished Business is just the WOOO-OOORST

Posted by TheShiznit.co.uk at 23:55 on 08 Dec 2014
This poster for Unfinished Business is just the WOOO-OOORST
I'm not even sure what they're getting at. Are they calling Vince Vaughn a dickhead? Let's go with that.

Eight posters for The Equalizer, each more boring than the last

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:30 on 08 Sep 2014
Eight posters for The Equalizer, each more boring than the last
It's September, the month when Hollywood lets out a 30-day yawn. Denzel Washington's action thriller The Equalizer is probably the largest studio release this month, but you wouldn't know it to look at its posters: a series of eight one-sheets that feature Denzel Washington, your dad's clothes, a gun and no excitement whatsoever. Can it hurry up and be Halloween soon please?

Call off the search: here's the worst movie poster of 2014

Posted by Ali Gray at 16:25 on 05 Sep 2014
Call off the search: here's the worst movie poster of 2014
Not sure what's more offensive here: 1) The quite improbable pose in which the giant woman is falling down the stairs, 2) The quite implausible architecture of the world's most poorly designed house, or 3) The quite impossible shitness with which the poster has been copied and pasted from the original. Also, for the tagline, see...



... AGAIN. (Thanks to @charlielyne for the heads up).

The Sin City 2 character poster you've all been waiting for

Posted by Ali Gray at 14:30 on 10 Aug 2014
The Sin City 2 character poster you've all been waiting for
Powers Boothe is literally 20th on the cast list.

The 2014 movie poster mash-up you didn't know you didn't want to see

Posted by Ali Gray at 11:30 on 07 Aug 2014
The 2014 movie poster mash-up you didn't know you didn't want to see
I'm just sayin' what everyone be thinkin', yo. (Large here).

Nicolas Cage "like ninety per cent sure" he turned his oven off

Posted by Ali Gray at 13:30 on 30 Jul 2014
Nicolas Cage "like ninety per cent sure" he turned his oven off
Said Cage: "What's the worst that could happen anyway?"

The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable

Posted by Ali Gray at 10:30 on 29 Jul 2014
The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable
Ninja Turtles: exploding skyscrapers on 9/11 (in Australia anyway - August 8th in the US).

Exclusive reveal: what is Mr Turner painting in his poster?

Posted by Ali Gray at 16:20 on 22 Jul 2014
Exclusive reveal: what is Mr Turner painting in his poster?
Look, here's the lovely new quad poster (large) for Mike Leigh's Oscar-botherer Mr Turner, in which Timothy Spall plays 19th century paint god JMW Turner.

You might think that splash of orange paint is an artistic statement, or perhaps a way of shielding young children from seeing Timothy Spall's monstrous visage, but we can exclusively reveal what Turner is painting in this poster. You won't believe your eyes.



So HE'S the one responsible.

No one told Bruce Willis we're not doing casual Friday any more

Posted by Ali Gray at 16:15 on 28 Jun 2014
No one told Bruce Willis we're not doing casual Friday any more
We all know Bruce Willis stopped caring about his movies about two Die Hards ago, but he could at least have worn a shirt and tie for the poster shoot. The Prince gets minus poster points for the unnecessary helicopter and the mysterious sparks. Also because it looks like it was made in a lunch break. Which, coincidentally, is when Bruce Willis filmed his cameo.

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