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The Sin City 2 character poster you've all been waiting for

Posted by Ali Gray at 14:30 on 10 Aug 2014
The Sin City 2 character poster you've all been waiting for
Powers Boothe is literally 20th on the cast list.

The 2014 movie poster mash-up you didn't know you didn't want to see

Posted by Ali Gray at 11:30 on 07 Aug 2014
The 2014 movie poster mash-up you didn't know you didn't want to see
I'm just sayin' what everyone be thinkin', yo. (Large here).

Nicolas Cage "like ninety per cent sure" he turned his oven off

Posted by Ali Gray at 13:30 on 30 Jul 2014
Nicolas Cage "like ninety per cent sure" he turned his oven off
Said Cage: "What's the worst that could happen anyway?"

The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable

Posted by Ali Gray at 10:30 on 29 Jul 2014
The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable
Ninja Turtles: exploding skyscrapers on 9/11 (in Australia anyway - August 8th in the US).

Exclusive reveal: what is Mr Turner painting in his poster?

Posted by Ali Gray at 16:20 on 22 Jul 2014
Exclusive reveal: what is Mr Turner painting in his poster?
Look, here's the lovely new quad poster (large) for Mike Leigh's Oscar-botherer Mr Turner, in which Timothy Spall plays 19th century paint god JMW Turner.

You might think that splash of orange paint is an artistic statement, or perhaps a way of shielding young children from seeing Timothy Spall's monstrous visage, but we can exclusively reveal what Turner is painting in this poster. You won't believe your eyes.



So HE'S the one responsible.

No one told Bruce Willis we're not doing casual Friday any more

Posted by Ali Gray at 16:15 on 28 Jun 2014
No one told Bruce Willis we're not doing casual Friday any more
We all know Bruce Willis stopped caring about his movies about two Die Hards ago, but he could at least have worn a shirt and tie for the poster shoot. The Prince gets minus poster points for the unnecessary helicopter and the mysterious sparks. Also because it looks like it was made in a lunch break. Which, coincidentally, is when Bruce Willis filmed his cameo.

"Guys, this new Tammy poster needs a tagline. I'm out of ideas. Anyone?"

Posted by Ali Gray at 10:40 on 04 Jun 2014
"Guys, this new Tammy poster needs a tagline. I'm out of ideas. Anyone?"
"Fuck it, that'll do. Let's go to lunch!"

Confusing movie poster of the day

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:05 on 19 May 2014
Confusing movie poster of the day
Well, that certainly is an interesting and obtuse title for a film about a cycling rivalry seemingly between Phil Neville and Charlton Heston. Unless slaying the badger is what cyclists do to make road races more fun?

Poster upgrade: How To Train Your Dragon 2's poster #selfie

Posted by Ali Gray at 18:00 on 07 May 2014
Poster upgrade: How To Train Your Dragon 2's poster #selfie
DreamWorks have released a new poster for How To Train Your Dragon 2 in which they've attempted to squeeze every single character - man and beast - onto a single one-sheet. The final composition seemed quite familiar to me so I decided to fire up Photoshop and fill in the blanks.

Clint Eastwood accepts challenge to use shittiest title font ever

Posted by Ali Gray at 19:50 on 20 Apr 2014
Clint Eastwood accepts challenge to use shittiest title font ever
I would have thought Eastwood would have wanted a title treatment that said 'glitz and glamour' or 'rhythm and swing', not 'five dollar blowie from a tramp in an alley'. I can't identify the font, but I bet that's a forced italic - and I'm pretty sure that's a stock Photoshop pattern overlay. The little hole in the top loop of the 'B' is literally driving me fucking cuckoo. THIS IS MY CURSE.


Fuck. FUCK.
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