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Five sexy secrets revealed in close-ups of the new Spectre poster
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 17th March 2015
By now you've probably already seen the teaser poster for Spectre, complained about how it's just a picture of a man standing up wearing clothes and moved on with your life. But did you really look at it? Because if you really look at it hard enough, so hard your eyes start to hurt, then you'll find a number of sexy secrets that you'll definitely want to share with your friends so the article goes viral.
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Keith Lemon has apparently joined The Avengers
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 14th March 2015
"Proper moist," he said in a statement. Or is that the other one. They're all awful. GO AWAY.
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New Hitman poster makes excellent use of unnecessary helicopters
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 2nd March 2015
Good on Hitman: Agent 47 for keeping the trend of unnecessary helicopters in low-quality action movie posters alive and well.
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Russell Crowe to play new Bond villain, GoldenEar
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 19th February 2015
Unfortunately, Russell volunteered to sing the theme tune, too. (Poster for Russ's new movie, The Water Diviner, courtesy of IMPawards.com).
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Opinion piece: Why the Academy are racist for snubbing Selma
Movie Feature | Steve The Intern | 18th January 2015
Guests of the Academy - overwhelmingly white, overwhelmingly male - took their seats at the opulent Dolby Theater in California to witness the announcement of the nominations for the 77th Oscars. When they were over, they continued chewing on their steaks and clinking their champagne glasses, oblivious to the racism hanging heavy in the air: Ava DuVernay's astonishing drama Selma, a biopic of Martin Luther King, had been snubbed - proof positive once and for all that the Academy is institutionally racist.
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If 2015's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson, Luke Whiston, Becky Suter | 15th January 2015
Shut up everyone, the Oscar nominations have been announced! No one cares about your new haircut, Janice! As is customary around these parts, it's impossible for us to comment on a news item without making some sort of crudely Photoshopped picture, so we decided to make new posters for the nominees that tell you what you can really expect.
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Rollover for a more accurate version of Jason Statham's Wild Card poster
Movie News | TheShiznit.co.uk | 16th December 2014
He just doesn't give a fork. (Pic from IMPawards.com). -
This poster for Unfinished Business is just the WOOO-OOORST
Movie Feature | TheShiznit.co.uk | 8th December 2014
I'm not even sure what they're getting at. Are they calling Vince Vaughn a dickhead? Let's go with that.
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Eight posters for The Equalizer, each more boring than the last
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 8th September 2014
It's September, the month when Hollywood lets out a 30-day yawn. Denzel Washington's action thriller The Equalizer is probably the largest studio release this month, but you wouldn't know it to look at its posters: a series of eight one-sheets that feature Denzel Washington, your dad's clothes, a gun and no excitement whatsoever. Can it hurry up and be Halloween soon please?
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Call off the search: here's the worst movie poster of 2014
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 5th September 2014
Not sure what's more offensive here: 1) The quite improbable pose in which the giant woman is falling down the stairs, 2) The quite implausible architecture of the world's most poorly designed house, or 3) The quite impossible shitness with which the poster has been copied and pasted from the original. Also, for the tagline, see...
... AGAIN. (Thanks to @charlielyne for the heads up).
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