Remake

A point on the Point Break remake

With a Point Break remake apparently in the balance, I thought it high time I weigh in on this important debate on one of the most talked about movies of the nineties.

Short Circuit remake trundles back into view

Robo remake rolls on with new director and script, still more 'Gobots' than 'Transformers'.

Rape! Now I've got your attention, here's the Straw Dogs trailer

There's still life in the home invasion genre yet, and by 'life', I do of course mean 'death caused by cinematic, gruesome violence'. Yay!

Review: Arthur

How you choose to take this remake of Dudley Moore's 1981 classic hinges entirely on your tolerance for a certain Russell Brand. Granted, his Arthur 2.0 is a slightly toned-down version of himself, and the pelvic thrusts, sex-mad antics, swearing and prank calls to aging comedians are at a minimum, but if you outright don't like the bloke, a top hat, tails and a cane is hardly going to change that.

'Logan's Run' director makes a break for it

Wait, they're remaking Logan's Run? And director Carl Rinsch just quit to concentrate on '47 Ronin' with Keanu Reeves?! Holy shit, somebody get me an application form! Name: Luke; Age: 29; Relevant experience: played Simeon in primary school production of 'Joseph'.

Colin Farrell will suck blood in Fright Night remake

That lovable Irish bastard will drink anything.

Anna Faris is Private Benjamin, also kind of an idiot

In tonight's third remake-related news update (unless you consider The Expendables to be a remake of my wildest dreams), Anna Faris will play Private Benjamin. It's funny because war isn't for girls, see?

Look Who's Talking being remade because God hates us

There are literally no more movies from the eighties to remake. Sorry Hollywood, the decade's dry. Move on to the nineties. Or better yet, eat a bag of dicks and die.

Weekend At Bernie's remake will literally flog a dead corpse

Hurry up and climb that mountain or kiss that girl you like, because the world is about to end - right after the release of the remake of Weekend At Bernie's. Because only a cruel, vengeful God would allow such a thing.

First official photo of The Karate Kid

As if you cared, we have the first official still of the remake of The Karate Kid, aka Dayum: Jackie Chan Done Got Old!