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#LFF2013: Mystery Road

Movie Review | Neil Alcock | 1st October 2013

For most of us, Australian cinema right now means stuff like Animal Kingdom, Snowtown and - at a push - The Sapphires, which is a state of affairs our barbie-obsessed upside-down cousins should consider fairly bonza. After all, it wasn't so long ago that their most notable cinematic export was Baz Luhrmann's Australia, a film whose very title The Guardian's Peter Bradshaw casually (and rather oddly) described as "flatulent". So it stands to reason that Mystery Road, a moody-looking crime drama from down under, could add another cork to the hat of Aussie film success; at the very least it seems unlikely that its title will be compared to an expulsion of fetid rectal gas. Although to be honest you never know with Bradshaw.

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DVD weekly: True Blood - season four

TV Feature | Matt Looker | 22nd May 2012

Hey, it's that thing about the girl who's in love with a vampire. No, no - the OTHER thing. Nope - not that one either. The OTH - oh, just read the title.

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True Blood trailer surprisingly light on boning

TV Video | Ed Williamson | 16th May 2012

Then again, it is only the first of probably two or three, so I guess the others will be crammed full of rimjobs, DPs and Voltaire's Angry Glove.

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Put a damn schirt on, Schmidt

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 18th March 2012

Every time I turn on New Girl there he is with his stupid greasy abs all over the place. Doesn't he own a shirt?

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New series of True Blood will feature witches, of course

TV News | Matt Looker | 27th June 2011

Because, after vampires and werewolves, witches are next on the list of 'supernatural things everyone has heard of'.

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True Blood: get your teeth into season four (sorry)

TV News | Ed Williamson | 17th May 2011

"Hello? ... Oh, hi. A couple of hundred words about the new True Blood season four promo clip? Sure, it's just ... no, but I've never actually seen it before ... What? A YouTube vid and a couple of half-arsed vampire puns will do the trick? Well then, BAT's no problem! ... What? ... No, you're right, sorry. There was no need to start straight away."

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