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Proof that Seth MacFarlane's sexism is anything but harmless

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th February 2013

Nobody told me it was National Sexism Week. I would have bought a badge or something. First came Seth MacFarlane's boob-centric stint as Oscars host, then everyone piled in to insult a 21-year-old American actress walking down the street for not being as attractive as a comic-book character. I don't know about the rest of you fellas, but I'm feeling pretty ashamed about my own penis right now. Moreso than usual.

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I saw this and can't unsee it and so now I'm showing it to you

Movie Trailer | Ali | 9th September 2012

You don't even want to know the chain of events that led to me finding out about the existence of a film called Porndogs. I'm so sorry. (IMDB).

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Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?

Movie News | Ali | 25th July 2012

To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.

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DVD weekly: desks, Dickens and dickheads

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 31st January 2012

The lack of interesting DVD releases this week is such that I have had to feature The Only Way is Essex. I apologise for this in advance. If it makes it easier, I flagellated myself with a leather belt for a while afterwards.

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Bad news for lovers of tits and fish

Movie News | Ali | 31st December 2011

Oscar-hopeful Piranha 3DD has had its theatrical release canned and is heading straight to DVD, which is terrible news for lovers of trashy horror films but great news for people who hate getting boners in public.

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Oh noes! Mark might leave TOWIE for career in Hollywood!

TV News | Matt Looker | 9th August 2011

Jesus, first it's violent riots destroying half of London and now this. Look out, you guys- these things come in threes.

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The Only Way Is Essex Vs Made In Chelsea (but really, who cares?)

TV Rant | Alex Gregg | 3rd July 2011

Whilst one show ponders the oh-so-troublesome problems of the Chelsea elite, the other invades the shallow lives of Essex's resident socialites. Which would I prefer, you ask? I answer with a big, fat 'neither'.

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11 worst movie lines of 2010

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th December 2010

You've already seen our list of guilty pleasures from 2010, and with awesomely bad movies comes awesomely bad dire-logue - the lines that drop out of character's mouths like turds out of bumholes. Enjoy!

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Pixar Bravely dumps first female director

Movie News | Chris | 20th October 2010

Pixar's Brave (originally titled The Bear And The Bow) was to be their first film directed by a woman, but it looks like that might not be the case any longer.

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Mr Big says the media killed off the Sex And The City franchise

Movie News | Ali | 25th September 2010

Good job, the media! Chris Noth has dropped a bombshell on every girl and gay in the world: there will be no more Sex And The City movies. Prepare for the most hilariously misguided quote of the year.

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