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Four other names Simon Cowell might call Rhythmix
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 26th October 2011
Children's charity Rhythmix have got proper shirty with Simon Cowell for using their name for X Factor girl band Rhythmix. Wait, I thought Tulisa chose the name? And the songs every week? You mean ... ?
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Five shamefully horrid things Gary Barlow has recently done
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 26th August 2011
We at are frankly sickened by what a nasty piece of work Gary Barlow has become of late. Why, it's almost as if an extremely lucrative job he recently secured requires him to pretend to be thoroughly unpleasant.
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Cowell to resume pumping cheap, tacky shit into your home
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 13th August 2011
Anyone else noticed a marked dumbing down of our content recently? Like we should give two fucks about ITV gameshows. I blame Matt personally. He once told me Band of Brothers would've been better with a text-in voting system and a gunge tank.
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5-step guide to winning The X Factor
TV Feature | Matt Looker | 11th August 2011
After years of watching nightmare auditions by half-arsed mentalists, I've developed this can't-lose, idiot-proof plan to winning The X Factor. If I didn't sound like a demented bear when I sing, I'd even give it a try myself.
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