The Dark Knight

Why would anybody want to do this?

Viral marketing: it works! Courtesy of the always-baffling SlashFilm.com. Full-screen, non-silent trailer for The Dark Knight Rises below.

9 movie mumblers who still have clearer diction than Bane

Debate is STILL ongoing on whether or not Christopher Nolan has cleaned up Bane's incomprehensible dialogue in The Dark Knight Rises: some say new scenes are crisper, others say he's more mumbly than ever. One thing is for sure, the following nine guys - even with their very different speech impediments - are still easier to follow than Bane.

The Dark Knight Rises trailer, with no analysis or humourous comments

After the jump is the latest trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, with absolutely no insight or humourous comment attached. Just the trailer and a few words either side. It's really good. You should watch it.

Next Batman movie set 8 years later - we set phasers to 'speculate'

Because Batman probably has a phaser.

Finally an answer to the question: how sexy IS the new Catwoman?

Because when an expert female burglar enters the blockbuster world of superheroes and comic-book villains, all anyone really cares about is how tight her leggings are.

I think this speaks for itself

Didn't think The Dark Knight Rises trailer had enough crying or masturbation in it? You're in luck!

Hey everybody! Batman's back!

Forget the shitty bootlegs: the official teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises is here. It's almost like Batman was waiting for us to come back online before he rose again.

The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer description description

The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer has appeared online... and swiftly disappeared again. The first descriptions of the teaser trailer are available, and if The can't be first to bring you the trailer description, we'll be the first with the trailer description description.

First pic from The Dark Knight Rises is grainy, veiny, Baney

Tom Hardy still male.

Commencement of Batman filming leads to classic /Film headline

Because no news is good news! Isn't it? ISN'T IT?