The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

The most exhilarating 154 seconds of film in 2011 is now online

If you've seen The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you missed the first few minutes, you won't.

Review: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

By now you are probably one of the bazillion commuters that have already familiarised yourself with the first novel in Stieg Larsson's Millennium trilogy, and/or one of the many world cinema boasters that have watched the original Swedish film adaptation. If not, you've really been missing out on one of the greatest thrillers of the 21st century. Although, lucky for you, you'll also get to see Fincher's fantastic version without ever knowing what's coming next. I am, as they say, well jel.

Thoughty thinkpiece: Are you gonna embargo my way?

There's a-beefin' a-transpirin' in the USA, as The New Yorker critic David Denby has broken the embargo for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, pissing off producer Scott Rudin in the process. Breaking embargoes, you say? A topic that's mildly hot? Watch out everyone, I'm throwing my hat in the ring! It's the one with the feather in it!

Yes please, now please, thank you

New poster for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is all kinds of wonderful. Feels like David Fincher's just rubbing his excellent in our faces now. Jerk.

122 HD stills from the new Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trailer

If you saw the latest trailer for David Fincher's The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, you may want to appreciate it in a more exhaustive fashion. With that in mind, I present to you 122 HD stills taken from the trailer, showcasing David Fincher's absolute mastery of the frame. Enjoy.

2 things we like about the new NSFW Dragon Tattoo poster

It's slightly different to the original poster, but we like it even more, for reasons which we are about to reveal.

ROONEY MARA TOPLESS in Google-baiting poster shocker

This new poster for David Fincher's upcoming remake of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is pretty unremarkable, save for one detail: Rooney Mara is topless and you can almost see one whole entire boob!!1

What these new pics tell us about David Fincher's Lisbeth Salander

More photos have surfaced of Rooney Mara as the new Lisbeth Salander and they're punky, provocative and...well...posed. This is exactly how I imagined Lisbeth would look if she were modelling Diesel clothing. Way to stick it to the man, Salander.

Auditioning for David Fincher is fun

Slam yer peepers on the first official(ish) pic of Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander 2.0, plus details of what she did to get the role. Oh Fincher, you so crazy!

Win a veritable Hornet's Nest of funky Millennium goodies

And all you need is a hacker's licence and to be fluent in conversational Swedish. Bara jävlas med er, behöver du inte göra skit.