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Movie News | Ali Gray | 29th January 2014

First Agent Smith was hired to promote General Electric Hospitals, now Morpheus literally sings the praises of KIA cars. What next, Trinity advertising tampons? "When I'm attempting to free the human race from the slavery of what they think is real life, I need to be able to think on my feet. The last thing I want to do is feel unclean... down there." (Morpheus via Empire).

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General Electric wantonly admitting they welcome viruses into hospitals

Movie News | Ali | 14th April 2013

Only a truly heartless corporation could allow Hugo Weaving's malevolent virus Agent Smith to wander their corridors of their hospitals unabated. Paging Mr Anderson, Mr Anderson to surgery! (via reddit)

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Lego Matrix better than actual Matrix

Movie News | Ali | 27th November 2009

The infamous bullet-time scene of The Matrix has been recreated in Lego. Every single bit of it. Even the bullet-time part. Has to be seen to be believed to be appreciated.

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General Electric wantonly admitting they welcome viruses into hospitals

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