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Horrible interviews #346: Kelly Brook and Jake Lloyd

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 26th August 2014

Kelly Brook's incompetence, Jake Lloyd's cockiness, the 90s' garishness... it's the perfect shitstorm. Just because. (via @JimothyShondell)

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 3D

Movie Review | Matt | 10th February 2012

One of the most reviled films in cinema history comes to a format that is little more than a cynical cash-grab, all from a man who raped our childhoods. But fuck it, it's still Star Wars, right guys? Guys?

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Awesome 70-minute critique of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Movie Feature | Ali | 18th December 2009

Generally listening to a film nerd tell you in detail why they disliked a film is about as pleasurable as trying to extract a wisdom tooth. But this critique of The Phantom Menace is different. Why? Because it's correct.

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