Transformers
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How I have not noticed Mark Wahlberg's stubby fingers before?
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 29th September 2013
The first official picture from Transformers: Age Of Extinction doesn't feature any robots or explosions, but it does reveal that Mark Wahlberg has stubby fingers. Another highbrow post, after the jump.
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Is Ken Jeong Hollywood's most irritating man?
Movie Feature | Ali | 7th April 2013
The new poster for The Hangover: Part III is here, and Ken Jeong looks more punchable than ever, even in two dimensions. Is Jeong the most annoying actor working in Hollywood? (Spoiler: he is).
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Highly talented and promising young actress to join Mad Max: Fury Road
Movie News | Ali | 16th June 2012
Also, Rosie Huntington-Whitely.
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Trailer trend: Here comes the BWWWOOOooommm
Movie Feature | Ali | 11th April 2012
Remember the Inception horn - that ubiquitous BRAHHHHMMM honking noise that popped up in every trailer last year? Well, now it has been replaced... by the BWWWOOOooommm. All will become clear.
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In defence of Shia LaBeouf
Movie Feature | Ali | 30th June 2011
Nobody's favourite teen star Shia LaBeouf has been getting some stick lately, particularly from Harrison Ford, who called him a "fucking idiot" for ragging on Indiana Jones. Playing devil's advocate for a second, allow me to step up as LaBeouf's defence. Would the court please refrain from throwing rotten fruit until the summary.
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Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Movie Review | Ali | 28th June 2011
Though I've still not quite recovered from giving Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen four stars upon release – both from the kicking I got in the comments and the subsequent shock when I rewatched it in horror on DVD – I am still very much in the broad demographic targeted by Michael Bay and the Transformers franchise: people who like to see shit getting blown up. We are a proud, simple people.
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Trailer/boner alert: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Movie Trailer | Ali | 30th April 2011
Revenge Of The Fallen be damned: I'm going to stop pretending I'm not excited about Transformers 3. IT HAS A GIANT ROBOT SNAKE IN IT. How could it possibly fail?
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5 things worth noticing on the new Transformers 3 poster
Movie Feature | Luke | 19th April 2011
This new super-wide poster for Transformers: Dark Of The Moon doesn't give a lot away. That's why we put on our detectobot hats to uncover 5 incredible observations that may have passed you by...
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Set eyes to goggle: the inevitable Superbowl trailer round-up
Movie Trailer | Ali | 7th February 2011
You want trailers? We got fuckin' trailers. We got big trailers, little trailers, blockbuster trailers, titties in trailers, robot trailers, alien trailers, avenger trailers, cowboy trailers! Just to reiterate: we got trailers.
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Robo-tard trailer clash: Transformers 3 versus Real Steel
Movie Trailer | Ali | 9th December 2010
If you got an inexplicable hard-on while watching Robot Wars as a child, chances are you're due a big, fat, rubbery one any second now: trailers for both Transformers: The Dark Of The Moon and Real Steel have arrived.
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