Transformers 4

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Opinion piece: Everything's awful when you're a snob

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 2nd July 2014

In a frankly unbelievable turn of events this week, two properties which have been successful in the past continued to be successful. For reasons yet to be determined, various parties are disgusted by the fact that Transformers: Age Of Extinction and Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie made so much money at the box-office, satisfying their respective audiences of young people and old people. The school of thought seems to be that audiences shouldn't spend money on movies they want to see – they should spend money on movies we want them to see.

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Transformers featurette reveals Mark Wahlberg slowly adopting robot voice

Movie News | Ali Gray | 18th June 2014

Maybe those Decepticon bastards have already got to him. (Full Transformers: Age Of Extinction featurette here).

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Renaming Mark Wahlberg's Transformers character Cade

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 4th June 2014

I recently learned that Mark Wahlberg's character in Transformers: Age Of Extinction is named 'Cade Yeager', which is a contender for the most ridiculous action hero name of all time. Cade. Cade. It just sounds so... Hollywood. Real people are not called Cade. Help me right this wrong.

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Mark Wahlberg found something even more futile to run from than the wind

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 31st March 2014

This new poster for Transformers: Age Of Extinction shows that Mark Wahlberg is still unclear about exactly what he can and can't run away from. Can run away from: people, cars, explosions (at a push). Can't run away from: responsibility, wind, giant planet-sized evil robot alien overlords.

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Most perfect headline/photo juxtaposition of the day

Movie News | Ali Gray | 23rd February 2014

No, of course Transformers 4 is not a kids' movie. It's actually a ponderous, meditative tone poem about the exploration of the self. It just happens to feature a space alien robot truck riding a space alien robot dinosaur while holding a big sword. Directed by Terrence Malick. (via /Film)

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How I have not noticed Mark Wahlberg's stubby fingers before?

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 29th September 2013

The first official picture from Transformers: Age Of Extinction doesn't feature any robots or explosions, but it does reveal that Mark Wahlberg has stubby fingers. Another highbrow post, after the jump.

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