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Catfish: season 4, episode 10 recap: "Blaire and Markie" aka "Catfish or Kidnapped?"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 10th May 2015
There are a few things in this world that I'm scared of. Horses. Moths. John Barrowman. And now, this week's catfish. Spoiler: this week's episode is like staring into the abyss and seeing all four staring back at you – but they all have your face.
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Catfish: season 4, episode 9 recap: "Jamey and Ari"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 5th May 2015
Tonight, on a very special Catfish: enough about protein shake ads on the tube: the real body-shamers are Nev and Max, who bust out the first "Secret Fatty" theory of the season.
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Catfish: season 4, episode 8 recap: "Whitney and Bre" aka "Catfish gets Catfished"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 27th April 2015
The events in this week's episode are the reason why I have trust issues. It's no wonder Max took off for five weeks.
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Sneak peek at next year's 2016 MTV Movie Awards categories
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 13th April 2015
People think the Oscars marks the end of awards season in Hollywood, but people are stupid and ugly and wrong and old, because the MTV Movie Awards happened over the weekend and it sure looked like they were giving out awards to me. With Selma actor David Oyelowo suffering more heartbreak with defeat at the hands of The Maze Runner's Dylan O'Brien and Jennifer Lopez triumphing in the 'Best Scared As Shit Performance' category, it was an evening of high tension and very serious drama. Join us as we expose a leaked document that reveals the categories already selected for next year's 2016 Movie Awards, hosted by, I don't know, Drake or something.
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Catfish: season 4, episode 6 recap: "Felipe and Jasmine"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 10th April 2015
Guess who's back – back again. Max is back! Tell a friend! Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.
Everything is right in the world and I am overjoyed. -
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Catfish: season 4, episode 5 recap: "Chitara and Priscilla"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 5th April 2015
This week's episode of Catfish comes from Third Earth, when Nev and guest host Alex Shaffer answer a distress call from female Thunderian noble Chitara, whose precognitive sense has warned her that a tabby she has been communicating with may not have been an actual ThunderCat.
OK, so it's not, but that's not going to stop me from making as many ThunderCats references as possible, based on the fact that this week's Catfishee is called Chitara. -
Catfish: season 4, episode 4 recap: "Daisy and Marcus"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 30th March 2015
The official episode synopsis for this week's episode reads: "After helping with troubles at home, a man refuses to speak to his love interest on the phone." You, me and a million others, love. Spoiler alert: this episode may as well have been entitled "He's just not that into you".
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Catfish: season 4, episode 3 recap: "Harold and Armani"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 19th March 2015
Here's a fun little game to play: it's called "How To Work Out Your Catfish Name"!
1. Think of a well-known, luxurious brand
2. Spell it phonetically
3. Then take the colour of your socks.
Mine is Versarchee Left-Something-Red-In-A-White-Wash. -
Catfish: season 4, episode 1 recap: "Miracle and Javonni"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 4th March 2015
Oh Catfish, how I've missed you. Monday nights just weren't the same without the overwhelming eroticism that is the bromance between co-hosts Nev Schulman and Max Joseph. And now it's back, but in a shocking format twist Max is out of action for six episodes making a film with his new BFF Zac Efron. Nev seems cool with it but I know he's just as upset as I am. Fuck Efron and his quiffy hair.
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Other things in Broadchurch that people managed to complain about
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 7th January 2015
Despite Broadchurch being the only good thing on ITV since John Terry fell on his arse taking a penalty in the 2008 Champions League final, some people still had to complain. There was too much mumbling, apparently, and some viewers had to "put the words on". I scoured the internet for more complaints and it turns out this is just the tip of the moanberg.
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