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Warcraft: The Beginning
Movie Review | Becky Suter | 30th May 2016
Unlike Game Of Thrones, there are no tits and dragons in Warcraft: The Beginning. There are wizards with hipster beards, giant eagles and a progressive orc, though. And in an apt allegory of recent times, an invading horde trigger immigration anxiety amongst a bunch of white people. Rather than rinsing a failing health service and steal jobs, these invaders need mortal souls to… do something. I'm not quite sure. It's all a bit of a blur, to be quite honest with you. I really hope Duncan Jones doesn't read mid-level, sarcastic film blogs, because things are about to get orc-ward; Warcraft is an epic mess of a movie.
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The problem with Pixels: game over for Jane Krakowski
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 31st July 2015
Adam Sandler's latest movie Pixels has lots of problems - the foremost being that it's an Adam Sandler movie - but its most heinous crime is surely the egregious waste of Jane Krakowski. The actress, who is by any measure the most comedically gifted of the entire Pixels cast, plays the First Lady to US President Kevin James and has approximately three lines in the entire movie (none of which are jokes). Pixels is a case study in how to waste funny women.
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Billy Brown should probably just give up law enforcement
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 7th February 2013
He has rubbish luck with it. Can't seem to stay alive five minutes. -
Snooker tips with Arnold Rothstein
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 27th November 2012
Arnold Rothstein, racketeer and crime kingpin, gives the first in an almost-certainly-not-regular series of tips on snooker. Jointly sponsored by Highland Spring mineral water and the Jewish Mob. -
Andrew Lincoln gets a phone call
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 19th November 2012
Always the way. You get in after a hard day at the office/factory/zombie killing fields, all you want to do is enjoy a nice sit-down, and the bloody phone rings. But who's calling? The Governor? Merle? The ghost of T-Dog?
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So, Rhys Ifans: what's your preferred real-life method of spider removal?
Movie Feature | Matt | 5th July 2012
Thanks to Rachel at Way To Blue for asking Rhys our hard-hitting question. The Amazing Spider-Man is out now. (Review here). -
Video supercut: Animals WERE harmed in the making of this movie
Movie Feature | Matt | 11th June 2012
Cuddly pets... inspiring wildlife... loyal, dependable animals that would give their right hoof to protect you in a gunfight. Sometimes it's just fun to watch as them get seven shades of fur knocked out of them.
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Mad Men blooper: that's the wrong song, Don
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 9th May 2012
Don Draper, you goof. Your wife hands you a new copy of one of the greatest albums ever made, and the only thing you had to do was put the needle in the right place.
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Applying Battleship's formula for success
Movie Feature | Matt | 17th April 2012
Despite being one of the loudest, dumbest and profoundly ridiculous films released in ever, Battleship has performed remarkably well at the box office. So how did a plotless board game consisting of alpha-numerical grid references get turned into a money-making blockbuster? It's genius, really. Mindblowing, in fact. One word: 'aliens'.
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Danny Dyer on Casualty: EXCLUSIVE first-look clip
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 16th February 2012
Ahead of Danny Dyer's guest spot on Casualty on Saturday, we've got hold of a WORLD EXCLUSIVE clip of his scenes. More accurately, we made one ourselves.
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