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Here is a list of every man in Hollywood who hasn't been accused of sexual harassment

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:45 on 08 Oct 2017
Here is a list of every man in Hollywood who hasn't been accused of sexual harassment
Given recent allegations surrounding movie mogul Harvey Weinstein, actors Casey Affleck and James Woods, and not to mention the countless scandals surrounding male movie critics and bloggers, the cliché has become true: it's now literally easier to list the men in Hollywood who haven't committed some form of sexual harassment.

Secret perks of being a Rotten Tomatoes approved film critic

Posted by Ali Gray at 07:00 on 31 Jul 2017
Secret perks of being a Rotten Tomatoes approved film critic
Everyone knows Rotten Tomatoes, the review-aggregator website that tells you whether a movie is rubbish or brilliant. But what exactly does it mean to become a Rotten Tomatoes-approved publication? What power does it give you? What perks does it afford, apart from the obvious increase in pheromones that attract the opposite sex? Join us as we lay bare the secret perks of being Tomatometer-approved.

Something doesn't seem quite right about this Most Popular list, IMDb

Posted by Ali Gray at 12:30 on 28 Dec 2015
Something doesn't seem quite right about this Most Popular list, IMDb
Star Wars at #1? Ridiculous!

THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:00 on 08 Jun 2015
THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
Watch out, HOLLYLOLWOOD! The Smosh guys are coming for you, I imagine!

You said it, weird Russian poster for lesser De Niro movie Bus 657

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:10 on 28 Apr 2015
You said it, weird Russian poster for lesser De Niro movie Bus 657
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Place your bets on how many minutes of screen time Robert De Niro gets in this new thriller. Twelve? Seven? Three? I'll wager that co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack from Saved By The Bell) gets more lines.

Sneak peek at next year's 2016 MTV Movie Awards categories

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:30 on 13 Apr 2015
Sneak peek at next year's 2016 MTV Movie Awards categories
People think the Oscars marks the end of awards season in Hollywood, but people are stupid and ugly and wrong and old, because the MTV Movie Awards happened over the weekend and it sure looked like they were giving out awards to me. With Selma actor David Oyelowo suffering more heartbreak with defeat at the hands of The Maze Runner's Dylan O'Brien and Jennifer Lopez triumphing in the 'Best Scared As Shit Performance' category, it was an evening of high tension and very serious drama. Join us as we expose a leaked document that reveals the categories already selected for next year's 2016 Movie Awards, hosted by, I don't know, Drake or something.

The 7 saddest details on the IMDb page for John Travolta's new movie

Posted by Ali Gray at 00:15 on 25 Jan 2015
The 7 saddest details on the IMDb page for John Travolta's new movie
John Travolta is doing great, thanks for asking internet! Why, here are some details on his latest project, Gummy Bear 3D The Movie, an animated adaptation of a German internet meme! It looks like a fun-filled romp for all the family and also A PIT OF DESPAIR, WEEP ALL YE WHO VIEW THIS IMDB PAGE.

Nine exciting new potential titles for Edge Of Tomorrow: Live Die Repeat

Posted by Ali Gray at 11:30 on 10 Oct 2014
Nine exciting new potential titles for Edge Of Tomorrow: Live Die Repeat
The Warner Bros marketing team have got themselves in quite the pickle with Edge Of Tomorrow. Despite being critically acclaimed and featuring the biggest movie star in the world in the lead role, Edge Of Tomorrow flopped in cinemas, leading to drastic measures - the title has changed to Live Die Repeat. We say this: IT HASN'T CHANGED ENOUGH.

Horror movie stills that look a bit like Vic & Bob sketches out of context #1

Posted by Ali Gray at 11:20 on 09 Oct 2014
Horror movie stills that look a bit like Vic & Bob sketches out of context #1
By all accounts The Babadook is very scary, but all I get from this still is a vague longing for George Dawes.

Confusing movie poster of the day

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:05 on 19 May 2014
Confusing movie poster of the day
Well, that certainly is an interesting and obtuse title for a film about a cycling rivalry seemingly between Phil Neville and Charlton Heston. Unless slaying the badger is what cyclists do to make road races more fun?
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