Weekend Round-up

Movie news round-up: Raccoons, The Rock and LaBeouf in the buff

This week's movie news round-up was written during a bout of punishing heat and humidity, so don't blame me if it's even crappier than usual. Tsk, it's new excuses every week with me, isn't it?

Movie poster round-up: flying swords, 3D spiders and several psychos

This week's movie poster round-up features one of the best posters for anything ever. I wasn't even sent it by a PR rep - stole it from another site who expressed a similar sentiment, and I don't even care because you really have to see it. Anyway I put it first so as not to waste your time. What are you waiting for? Click! Click!

Movie trailer round-up: Thor, small dogs and evil beards

I'm back! And after three weeks off, I have never felt more out of touch with movie news. Did you guys know they're making a new Bourne movie? Without Matt Damon? Mental.

Movie poster round-up: keepers, countdowns and communism

It's fitting that on the closing day of the Olympics we should set a record of our own: fourteen posters covered in the weekly poster round-up, with a sarcastic joke for each - a personal best! Eat your heart out, Jim Davidson. No seriously please literally do that, it would be an amazing sight.

Movie trailer round-up: Clintball, bin Laden and Kerouacky snacks

This is my second week of covering the trailer round-up and already it's provoked an existential crisis in me. Why do we need to see little bits of things before we see the whole thing? Are we, as a people, somehow unfulfilled, incomplete? Should we not be trying to grab whole this vast spiritual cake, rather than settle for the mere crumbs these trailers represent? What's that? It's just advertising? Oh, right.

Movie poster round-up: Judgment, Django and Jesus Stallone

It is a fallow period for movie news, which is why this week's movie poster round-up may seem a bit more light than usual. It has nothing at all to do needing an early night after tiring my arms out by putting too much water in the kettle.

Movie news round-up: the Olympics has ruined everything edition

Remember when everyone was talking about Batman and James Bond? That was cool. Now it's Usain Bolt this and Mo Farah that and Andy fucking Murray everywhere. Subsequently, nothing of interest has happened in the last seven days. I MISS YOU, FILMS.

Movie trailer round-up: double De Niro, weddings and Brad in aviators

Filling in for your trailer round-up while you're away counts as the wedding present I forgot to get you, right Matt? Say nothing if you agree.

Movie poster round-up: surfboards, lifeboats and bedside manners

Before you click into this week's movie poster round-up, please be warned one of them contains a very rude picture of a lady boob, with nipple and everything. So don't click if you're at work. Although if you got here via a google search for, say "how to fix Microsoft Outlook error code 0x800CCC0F", then it's already in your cache and IT have been alerted. So might as well have a peek, eh?

Movie news round-up: dead Indy, Lady Gaga and the Bond Olympics

I've just torn myself away from the Olympic mixed-couples table tennis semi-final to bring you this important round-up of the week's movie news. That Dutch couple have quite the backhand return!