Weekend Round-up

Movie news round-up: SNOW LEVEL

It's FUCKING SNOWING, which means every single web page on the internet has to mention it OR ELSE. None of the news stories in this round-up have ANYTHING to do with snow. SNOW SNOW SNOW. #snow

Movie poster round-up: Martians, Intrusions and Conceptions

Another week, another helping of movie posters and sarcasm (it's the stupid man's journalism). This week isn't so bad actually, except for a truly perplexing Resident Evil poster. If anyone knows what's going with that series please let Paul W.S. Anderson in on it too, thanks.

Movie trailer round-up: Super Bowl, Avengers and Mel Gibson's Mexicans

This week's round-up of movie trailers features some Super Bowl TV spots. Why? Because we love the Super Bowl obviously. Come on...er...Brazil?

Movie news round-up: The Avengers, R-rated Terminator and Lovelace

This week’s news round-up has been put together during the dubious Sunday double-bill of Mission: Impossible 2 and the original Arthur. I know you don’t care but what else is this little intro section for if not to provide more colour?

Movie poster round-up: pregnant bellies, fire birds and Ultimo Elvis

I'm doing the poster round-up this week, because Luke was too busy being dead inside after seeing - and not loving - The Lion King stage show. Email in your abuse to the usual address and I'll pass it on.

Movie trailer round-up: Space jails, scary wolves and Moon Nazis

Here's the best of the past week's movie trailers, brought to you in conjunction with sarcasm.

Movie poster round-up: Honest Abe, Safe Stath and Dirty Woody

It's a rainy Sunday afternoon here in Englandshire, and before I lock myself away in a warm, windowless room with just some snacks and Dark Souls for company, please allow me to present this week's batch of movie posters. If you need me I'll be bludgeoning my Xbox with a tube of Pringles. #film

Movie news round-up: Riddick, budget Bond and sexy pillow fights

Here's the usual weekly toss we didn't find time to write about during the week. Enjoy. I'm off to New York for a week, so I'll leave you in Matt and Luke's 'capable hands' (their words, not mine).

Movie trailer round-up: Robots, reunions and rip-offs

Here's your regular fix of movie trailers from the past week. One features Oscar winner Adrien Brody, while another features some handmade sexualised robots. It's fair to say this week's round-up is a mixed bag.

Movie news round-up: Bond's butt-crack eclipses all else

If this article was a Catchphrase clue, it'd be the words 'MOVIE NEWS' forming a circle around the word 'UP'. "Movie news round up". Get it? This intro was brought to you by Roy Walker and the ghost of Mr Chips.