Weekend Round-up

Movie trailer round-up: hyper lesbian werewolf porn edition

I'm stepping up to cover Matt's weekend movie trailer round-up again this week. Because apparently once you get married your hands stop working.

Movie trailer round-up: weddings, masters and paddling pooches

Matt is preparing to get married and go on his honeymoon, so I have stepped up to try and fill his big shoes by covering the trailers for the next few weeks. Hey wait a minute, what the fuck? These shoes are full of scrunched up strips of newspaper!

Movie poster round-up: men of steel, good time gals and jurassic larks

Sorry this week's movie poster round-up is late. I was busy eating a steak, drinking half a pitcher of pimms and lemonade, then pointing at animals in a petting zoo. Wait, I'm not sorry at all - I saw an alpaca!

Movie news round-up: Bond, Batman, Branagh and black guys

I'm off to go and eat myself to death at a carvery, but in my will, I'm leaving you, the fine readers of this site, my final movie news round-up. Please play Katy Perry's 'Firework' at my funeral.

Movie news round-up: Hyper-enthused Comic-Con edition

This week saw the nerdgates open at Comic-Con, which is great for all the people who waited in a queue for 48 hours, but not so great for you unless you like reading descriptions of things that happened. Or, in our case, descriptions of descriptions of things that happened.

Movie trailer round-up: The Wizard of Oz, Indy and E. Aster Bunnymund

This week's trailer round-up is a special Sunday 15th-themed one, in commemoration of the day that Jason Voorhees would traditionally pick himself up, dust himself down and get ready to go into his usual 9-5 job at the office on Monday.

Movie poster round-up: spunk heists, removal men and weird winners

This week is a notable one in the history of movie poster releases, due to an astonishing TWENTY THREE character posters for Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 literally rearing their ugly heads. And did we feature a single one? Get tae fuck!

Movie news round-up: The Hobbit, Disney witches and ED-209

Ali is away this weekend so it's been left up to me to collate the week's movie news. Luckily, there hasn't been much going on. At least not much that I can see. StumbleUpon is a legitimate source for movie news, right?

Movie poster round-up: Compliance, Detachment and sexy death threats

Hi. This week is a good week for movie posters, especially if you like big hulking things, ridiculous muscles, mumbly-voiced heroes and old dudes strutting their stuff - and that's just The Expendables 2.

Movie trailer round-up: Fake coppers, subtitles and Samuel L Djackson

Not much going on in the world of trailers this week. In fact, this round-up only contains six. Woo-hoo! (*goes to the beach for the day*)