Werner Herzog

The Jack Reacher trailer next to a picture of The Rock for no reason

Any comparison you deem fit to make is nothing to do with me. I for one would be terrified if I bumped into Tom Cruise in a dark alley.

Review: My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done

Since biblical times, there has been talk of this partnership. Revelations 7:9 describes how cinema's foremost madmen will join together in order to create a film so utterly bonkers that the world will come to a halt; the four horsemen will collect tickets and sell popcorn.

Review: Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call - New Orleans

Ah, Nicolas Cage. Regulars to this site will know we're all pretty devoted to the mighty NC. If you're expecting an impartial review you better look elsewhere. It's been a rocky road for Nic of late, even we can see that through the smoke of adoration, but we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief at the news that, along with turning the Christmas lights on in Bath (okay, and a little movie called Kick-Ass), Bad Lieutenant is Cage's best work in an age.