Wtf

LOL: when movies and politics collide

Source: The Leveson Enquiry.

Props to Mickey B

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to these pages The Lonely Island's newest collaborator and full-time cinephile, Michael Bolton.

In lieu of any real news, Reuters compare Bin Laden to Harry Potter

It's been a slow news week thus far, so respected international news agency Reuters just made up some shit about the "eerie links" between the life of Osama Bin Laden and Harry Potter.

Why Gnomeo & Juliet is this season's most decorated animation

At first glance, Gnomeo & Juliet seems like just another cheap-as-chips childrens' animation, complete with a star-studded list of voiceovers. But what's this? Look closer. That's prestige, my friend.

Big Tits Zombie 3D trailer

Yes.

Christopher Lee joins metal band

Of course he does.

More like Al Perv-cino! Right guys?

Footage has emerged, revealing cinematic legend Al Pacino is actually a closet lady-fondler. The more tense he gets, the more he grabs. Shame on you, Al.

Predator techno party!!!

Either production on Robert Prodriguez's Predators has taken a turn for the ridiculous, or this is some B-roll footage of some Predators throwing some shapes during downtime on Predator 2. Disco baby sexy baby hot!

Dolph Lundgren is a born entertainer

Prepare yourself for the most amazing entertainment experience of all time. I'm not even exaggerating. Stop submissions to YouTube, there's no point in adding more videos to the internet.

Taylor Lautner is... Stretch Armstrong!

Check your calendars: it's not April the 1st. Twilight mini-hunk Taylor Lautner has been tapped up to play Stretch Armstrong in the forthcoming big-budget 3D movie. I couldn't make up a story this good.