Trailer

Afterlife trailer: Christina Ricci is angry, sexy, possibly dead

Ali

4th March 2010

Check out the new trailer for morbid horror thriller After.Life, the movie whose shitty title is just letting the punctuation terrorists win.

Behold the first trailer for After.Life, a horror movie you didn't know you didn't care about. Flirting with matters of life, death and the underworld, this comes across a little like Drag Me To Hell after all the fun was surgically removed.

And while we're talking surgery, someone please reduce Christina Ricci's eyes to normal size. It's like an anime character escaped into the real world. Am I allowed to fancy her? It's confusing, like her giant head.

Also, I suppose we have to be kind to Liam Neeson, who had a shitty 2009 what with the death of his wife and all, but his one-man crusade to appear in every movie released in 2010 is starting to grate already. Clash Of The Titans. Chloe. The A-Team. Dollars to donuts he auditioned for Captain America, too.

Anyway, want to play guess the lame twist? I'm going for 'fever dream of a Bosnian dwarf'.

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