Trailer

An illustrated guide to the new Fast Five trailer

Ali

8th March 2011

FUCKING CARS DRIVING REALLY FUCKING FAST? SHIT YEAH, LET'S GO DO DONUTS IN THE BURGER KING CAR PARK AND INTIMIDATE THE GUY IN THE RENAULT MEGANE!

This new trailer for Fast Five - apparently it's now "Past Fast" and "Beyond Furious" - is the most action-packed one yet. It's got everything a strapping young lad could want to see in a film.


Let's break it down, scene by scene, because my boner needs time to subside. Fast Five would appear to contain...



I got so excited I just bought a subscription to Nuts magazine.

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