Trailer

FUCK YES. Avengers trailer

Matt

11th October 2011

This new trailer for The Avengers makes me wish I could fall into a coma just so that May 2012 comes to me in the blink of a droopy, barely-conscious eye.

It might as well be a collection of deleted scenes from all the previous films, but Marvel's superband of superheroes gets me wetter than Professor X's rubber sheets.

Watch as Iron Man interacts with Thor and Captain America all IN THE SAME MOVIE. It's like when The Flintstones met The Jetsons, but on a much bigger, more lucrative scale. Or like when He-Man met She-Ra but without all the incestuous sexual tension.

So what do we have here? Well there's an unseen threat from above (invading Skrulls - Marvel's go-to for anonymous alien danger) and most of the scenes look like they are taken from the same two set-pieces: the team coming together and an explodey New York.

But we also, finally, get a glimpse of our new Hulk! And he looks...well like the Hulk. I don't really know what I was expecting. Anyways, here lookee:

You have to love that line: "If we can't protect the earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it". What's the bet that the next line in the film is Dumb Captain America saying "Yes, but what do we call ourselves?"

So, in conclusion: BEST FILM EVA. Fuck you - I love comic-book films and Joss Whedon, and Ali is away on holiday so I can say what I want.

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