G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation trailer will put chest hair on your IQ

Shit gets serious in the first trailer for G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation. AND THEN EXPLOSHUNS!!!1
This may put me in the minority, but I firmly enjoyed G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra. Big effects, big explosions, big Dennis Quaid, Rachel Nichols in a skin-tight catsuit: what's not to like? Most importantly it had the self- awareness to know it was dumb, throwaway fun - a quality sorely lacking in its closest cousin, the Transformers series, which is essentially Michael Bay flapping his scabby penis extension in your face for 2 hours whilst demanding your adulation.

I'm sorry about that mental image. Here's something to destroy the brain cells that contain it.