I hope you like foreign versions of movie trailers

A Russian trailer for The Avengers and a Japanese TV spot for Battleship. Literally the only thing worth reporting at the moment. No wonder we lost those blog awards earlier this year.

Movie blogs the world over die a death in the week between Christmas and New Year, as NOTHING BLOODY HAPPENS. A picture of a shirtless Sylvester Stallone here. A new Will Ferrell poster there. That's it. Come on internet, don't let me down. Don't make me spend any more time with my family than I absolutely have to.

We were spoiled in the week before Christmas, with The Dark Knight Rises, The Hobbit, Wrath Of The Titans, Prometheus and others. The best I can do you this week is a slightly different Russian trailer for The Avengers, or 'Мстители' as all the kids are calling it.



On a similar foreign movie trailer tip, here's a Japanese TV spot for Battleship, which I can happily report is called BATTUROSHIP. Liam Neeson must be revered as a GOD in Japan - he's about twice as high and wide as the average citizen. He could grip an entire Japanese man around the waist with each of his hands and just walk off, swinging them around. They wouldn't even say anything. He's LIAM NEESON.



Should this even count as a post? Probably not. Go and read the Top 20 Movies Of 2011 again, that took ages.