Jonah Hex trailer: mrph hrmph hrm

Er... Pardon?

Jonah Hex isn't exactly one of the biggest movies of the summer, but it does have a lot of potential. Josh Brolin is pretty much the ultimate badass, Megan Fox is onboard as a hooker (I'm saying nothing) while there's a fantastic pair of villains in the form of Michael Fassbender and John Malkovich. Also, the hero is a mutant cowboy with a face like lasagne.

Unfortunately, that Krueger-esque prosthetic looks like hampering Brolin's performance a little bit, as I couldn't understand a damn word he said throughout the entire trailer. There's a reason Kenny isn't the main character in South Park.

Still, if the brief shot of Josh Brolin vomiting a crow didn't lower your expectations, nothing will.