Trailer

Movie trailer round-up: Hairless bums, butt ghouls and the Batusi

Matt

15th June 2012

This week's trailers are particularly sexy, with flashes of flesh and erotically charged body-rubbing. Well, not all the trailers. Not the one featuring the terrifying child-killing demon.

First up, here's a slightly different trailer for Django Unchained than you've already seen. There's a few bits of new footage but unfortunately still no sign of Leo DiCaprio doing the Batusi.


Here's a trailer for new film Pitch Perfect, which looks kinda like Glee with a better sense of humour. Problem is, it doesn't matter how funny the film is, if all the jokes are based around a high school a capella group's underdog story of winning regionals, it's going to lose the argument. Like someone with a lisp saying a really cutting insult.


There are a lot of bums in this red-band trailer for Magic Mike. And not a single hair on any of them. Don't be surprised if our eventual review complains about the lack of realism.


360 is the new film from City Of God and Constant Gardener director Fernando Meirelles. First impressions: Supersexy!


Ethan Hawkes' new film Sinister looks pretty scary. It also sounds like him and his family are haunted by something called a 'butt ghoul'?


Something something 2 Days In New York something something Julie Delpy something 'Woody Allen-esque' something something Chris Rock's glasses:


Finally, here's Resident Evil: Retribution. Is anyone still watching these films? Seriously? At what point does a series of film sequels just become a 'TV show consisting of long episodes played out at the cinema'?

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