Movie trailer round-up: hyper lesbian werewolf porn edition

I'm stepping up to cover Matt's weekend movie trailer round-up again this week. Because apparently once you get married your hands stop working.

This trailer for teen lesbian werewolf drama Jack & Diane is a bit light on werewolves, so you'll have to make do with just the lesbians. Sorry about that.


If I were adrift on the lifeboat in Life Of Pi I'd be all like "here kitty, good kitty", and the tiger would scratch my face off within about five minutes.


I've watched this Chasing Mavericks trailer a few times now and still can't see the point. It basically seems to be about a guy who wants to learn how to surf good, and a Hollywood actor who wants to get paid for going on holiday.


The Orange adverts that will play before The Oranges have the potential to be so self-referential and meta, there's a very real chance the Universe will implode upon itself during the premiere.


I will personally give FIVE POUNDS to anyone who can write a review of direct-to-DVD Universal Monsters reboot Werewolf: The Beast Among Us without mentioning Van Helsing.


About Cherry is here to prove that, hey, porn stars may have bodies to die for, but they've got like emotions 'n' shit too.


I've had a copy of Cloud Atlas on my bedside table for ages, but it's a classic example of 'tl;dr' (the 'l' stands for 'lazy'). Hopefully this trailer for the upcoming movie adaptation will be concise and to the point.


And finally; this brief action-packed TV spot for Skyfall was shown in America during the Olympic opening ceremony, and even though it's mostly the same footage we've seen already there's no denying how astonishing Bond's next outing is going to look on the big screen.



James Bond also appeared in a short segment alongside The Queen - the actual fucking Queen of England - but I couldn't find the footage to embed, so here's a video of a police officer dancing and entertaining the crowds instead. BRITAIN ISN'T BROKEN ANYMORE PEOPLE.