Movie trailer round-up: Spider-Man, Abe Lincoln and sexy Malin Akerman

I’ve combed and scoured the whole of the internet to find this week’s new film trailers. Seriously, it took me forever to wade through all the porn.
This trailer for surreal, retro sci-fi Beyond The Black Rainbow will FUCK WITH YOUR MIND:


Damsels In Distress looks like someone remade Clueless and forgot to include any jokes.


This remake of Nicolas Winding Refn’s Pusher, produced by Nicolas Winding Refn himself, stars Jeff from Coupling:

...which looks great but also makes me want to watch this:


This new international trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man contains roughly 0.3 seconds of new footage not included in the other trailer you’ve already seen. Y’hear that? 0.3 SECONDS! Woo-hoo!


From this trailer, it looks like Intruders is about Clive Owen’s daughter writing a freaky horror story that then comes to life. What’s the bet that it ends with her saving the day by ‘suddenly writing a happy ending’?


This red-band trailer for Wanderlust contains a sexy Malin Akerman being all sexy. Lovely sexy Malin Akerman.


Here’s another trailer for Friends With Kids. It’s like Friends With Benefits but with less shots of Justin Timberlake’s bare ass.


Finally, with these two trailers, suddenly Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has become a film I’m very excited about seeing. In fact, I hope Spielberg sees these and decides to add some axe-wielding ninja moves to his Lincoln biopic.