RoboGeisha trailer might just be the most amazing thing ever

Behold: the movie equivalent of being force-fed LCD-laced Skittles by the Power Rangers then getting gang-raped by the Gobots.

No matter how much effort I expend on this article, no words can convey just how completely barmy this trailer for Japanese action-adventure RoboGeisha is. It's telling that the most ordinary thing about it is that Voiceover San sounds like he's hunched over and furiously masturbating to tentacle porn.

Robot geishas? Killer shrimp? Bleeding buildings? Mini-tanks? A soundtrack featuring a Japanese version of Live and Let Die (Hereby known as 'Rive And Ret Die')? The only element of this trailer that isn't explained in explicit detail is the scene where a girl gets stabbed up the butt. Because you have to leave some things to the imagination, I guess.

This was brought to my attention by a friend, whose girlfriend has to translate it for English audiences. I can honestly say I'd rather attempt to translate the Qur'an than I would try to make sense of RoboGeisha. It's so utterly insane it makes Hurricane Cat-rina look like a regular hurricane movie without any tigers.