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Sing with me: War... HORSE! Yeah... What is it good for?
Movie Trailer
Ali
29th June 2011
Absolutely nothing? Play it again, y'all - it's the trailer for Steven Spielberg's War Horse. (That was to be sung to the tune of Edwin Starr's 'War', if that wasn't abundantly clear).
I know, "War is hell" and all that. And hey, I love horses - they're the best of all the animals. But you lost me at 'war as seen through the eyes of a horse'. Horses don't give a shit, man. They have no comprehension of human nature and man's inhumanity to his fellow man. Trust me, they're in it for the sugar and those little rosettes.
Unless it can talk, has a sassy cow as a best friend and is capable of smirking, I'm just not interested as a horse as a protagonist.
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