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So is this still about vampires, or...?
Movie Trailer
Ali
5th June 2011
The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...
Obviously you've read the book and are familiar with all the intricacies of the plot, so you already know Breaking Dawn starts with the wedding of Bella and Edward. It's something Twilight dribblers have been waiting four movies to see, but obviously it's not that visually exciting, so the trailer has it cut to a soundtrack of monks doing some hardcore chanting. Suspenseful.
Franchise joke Taylor Lautner has approximately five seconds of trailer time before he takes his shirt off in the rain - maybe the invite has a no-shirts dress code for ethnic werewolves. It looks like he's too late to stop the inter-species boning of the century though, with Edward finally getting to have a go of sex on a lady and breaking the bed in the process. Ha, n00b.
The trailer ends with Bella feeling her baby bump (because SEX gets you PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY kids) or possibly just working through the remnants of the previous night's lamb bhuna. A more puerile movie blog would insert a reference to farting on a picture caption, but not me - I'll let you do that yourselves.
It's just a teaser so there's not much given away in terms of plot, but I'm not mistaken in thinking the Twilight saga is supposed to be about vampires, right? With every new movie, there seems to be less and less actual vamping. According to TTSBDPI, being a vampire now mainly consists of clumsily shoulder barging people into picture frames and getting chicks up the duff with your super sperm. Which is sort of cool, but not in quite the same way it used to be.
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