Tekken trailer talks trash

The new Tekken trailer will take you down, punk! Sorry, that should read drag you down...down to new lows of cinema.

From the director of Anaconda: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid and Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home comes this rather repetitive display of punch-kick-punch-kick. Judging from the trailer, the whole film takes place almost entirely within a fighting arena and there's a whole lot of bodyslammin'. And that's it.

Apart from the casting of Luke Goss, who's only real claim to fame is that he has a better career than his brother, this trailer may just be the most unremarkable piece of film promotion I have ever seen, and I've seen the trailer for The King of Fighters.

In fact, when I first saw this, I thought someone was 'tekken' the piss. Y'see? Cos, it's called...oh...*whistles for cab*

Although, kudos to the filmmakers because it looks like they really have made an extremely faithful adaptation here - I imagine watching the movie will be just like watching two people play the original game. For 92 minutes.