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The Crazies trailer is Olyphantastic

The Crazies trailer is Olyphantastic
Remember zombies? They used to be cool before vampires and werewolves became fashionable. They're still pottering around in this remake of one of George Romero's non-Dead movies. Braaiiins? Move along.

Let this be known: the only reason I'm posting this trailer of The Crazies is because I love Timothy Olyphant. Can't quite put my finger on why: I haven't even seen Deadwood. It certainly wasn't Hitman. Maybe it's Scream 2 or something. Or maybe because his surname sounds like something beastly from Middle-Earth. "And then Frodo slayed the mighty Olyphant, and performed a queer little jig."

Either way, I'm not posting this trailer because The Crazies looks particularly special, because it doesn't. Seems like most zombie movies these days use slightly different hooks (this one is mass insanity) to wind up with the exact same last half-hour: a group of people running away from bloodthirsty flesh-eaters. Big whoop. Cut straight to the intestine eating, braniacs.

As far as I can tell, the only difference between this and the last eight dozen zombie movies I saw is that this one has a scene set in a carwash. Crazy or what!



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keenjane
Posted by keenjane at 17:47 on 11/05/11
Hitman was awesome are you effin crazy? He's hot. He was hot in The Girl Next Door, he was hot in Catch & Release, he was hot in The Perfect getaway, he was hot in Deadwood, He was hot in the Crazies, and he's hot in Justified. The man is sexy on the spot. BUT He is also an incredible layered actor. That man does more with a look or gesture than most any other actor I can think of. His hottness gets my attention certainly. But, I cannot take my eyes off of him when he is on screen. He has my undivided attention every time. Those movies may not be O worthy, but they are what they were intended to be: light fun energetic movies with some hottness just for the hell of it. TO played his roles beautifully in all of them and that's all he was paid to do. I watch them over & over and enjoy them every time. I will watch everything he is in. Cast him and watch the box office grow.

Edited at 05:19 on 12/05/11
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