Titanic 2 trailer makes so much sense

Suck it, Cameron.

Coming from The Asylum, the company behind such almighty mockbusters as Transmorphers, 10 Million Years BC, Sunday School Musical and Snakes On A Train, I'm surprised it's taken this long for a Titanic 2 to pull into the dock marked 'FAIL'. Laugh all you want, but you know you'd watch this if it were on the Sci-Fi channel at 1am.



FYI, this is the official alternate ending to James Cameron's Titanic, and is only slightly less ridiculous. "THAT REALLY SUCKS, LADY!"