Trailer: 50 Cent's 'skinny' movie


9th March 2011

After the jump, the 'heartwarming' trailer for 50 Cent's new American Football drama, Things Fall Apart. "Life got in the way," indeed.

Here's the trailer for Things Fall Apart, the movie for which famed rapper and lover of bitches Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson lost a shit-tonne of weight. Going by my Christianbale-o-meter, I predict Oscars next year... at least I would, if it wasn't so obviously going to be massively shit.

Yeah yeah, it's all well and good being earnest and enjoying the little things in life and embracing your existence, but you kind of piss it all away when you post tweets like this to your millions of followers.

I can feel my heart warming already.

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