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Trailer ahoy! Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

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Ali

13th December 2010

Pirates! Mermaids! Zombies! Lovejoy! Truly, the trailer for Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has it all. There's even a nob joke!

This summer is going to be pretty cut-throat at the box-office, but even the saltiest of analysts will tell you that Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is likely to sail away with the booty and leave other contenders ship-wrecked. I-

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I do apologise. Here's the first trailer for Pirates 4, and I daresay it looks like a lot of fun. I heartily approve of the binning of Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley, moreso of the casting of Penelope Cruz as 'Blackbeard's Daughter', which sounds disconcertingly rude. In a similar smutty vein, it was nice to hear a dick joke in a Disney film:

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"Why is it every time we meet, you're pointing something at me?"
High seas five!

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