Trailer: Conan has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Posted by Ali at 13:24 on 12 Mar 2011
Conan The Barbarian is the reboot no one asked for or wanted, but here's the first teaser trailer anyway. It doesn't give away a lot - only that Jason Momoa's take on the character is all about the lamentation of women - but it basically looks like being exactly the same as the Arnie movies. That begs the question: why reboot Conan with a former Baywatch actor, when you could make a badass King Conan sequel with an ageing Schwarzenegger?
The answer to this question, and most questions posed about the machinations of Hollywood executives, is DURRRRRRRRRRRR.