Trailer: Conan has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

After being betrayed by his arch-enemy, King Leno, Conan returns to the big screen... but it seems his attitude towards women is still more 'Andy Gray' than 'Jamie Redknapp'.
Conan The Barbarian is the reboot no one asked for or wanted, but here's the first teaser trailer anyway. It doesn't give away a lot - only that Jason Momoa's take on the character is all about the lamentation of women - but it basically looks like being exactly the same as the Arnie movies. That begs the question: why reboot Conan with a former Baywatch actor, when you could make a badass King Conan sequel with an ageing Schwarzenegger?

The answer to this question, and most questions posed about the machinations of Hollywood executives, is DURRRRRRRRRRRR.