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Presents:
The Jean-Claude Van Damme Movie Generator!
Movie name:
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Sudden
Extreme
Maximum
Double
Triple
Universal
Future
Hard
Bloody
Cyborg
Unnecessary
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Impact
Damage
Pain
Trouble
Death
War
Killers
Explosions
Fighter
Cyborg
Eagle
Soldier
Fury
Robots
Character name:
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Chad
Chance
John
Kurt
Gibson
Dallas
Gunner
Kyle
Jacques
Pierre
Chest
Randy
Christophe
Bullet
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McDevereaux
Hardman
Puncherton
Splitz
Kristoff
Bunflex
Burke
La Fatoix
Archer
Pectoral
Camombert
Thwass
Hung
Lomax
As a...
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Cop
Renegade Cop
Retired Cop
Over the Hill Cop
Rookie Cop
Time-Travelling Cop
Family Man Pushed Over the Edge
Carny
Mild-Mannered School Teacher
Cab Driver
Whose...
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Wife
Annoying Son
Annoying Daughter
Partner
Brother
Parents
Bank Manager
Expendable Best Friend
Is kidnapped by a local gang of...
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Triads
Carjackers
Hoods
Jewel Thieves
Stereotypical Russians
Terrorists
Suspicious Youths
Co-starring...
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Michael Rooker
Dolph Lundgren
Dennis Rodman
Steven Berkoff
Rob Schneider
Roger Moore
Up and Coming Black Rapper
Ron Silver
Lance Henriksen
Dennis Hopper
Sammo
In exciting locations such as...
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An Abandoned Warehouse
An Airport
A Carnival
A School
A Train
A Ranch in Texas
A Drug Den
An Underground Bunker
And the twist is...
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He was the clone all along
He's just a figment of his own imagination
His Wife isn't dead, but is buried alive
His Brother is evil and working for the Mob
He's fighting a future version of himself
He's dead
The bomb was fake all along
The bad guy is his Father
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