Kirsty

Tippex Pens to the ready. A little "p" and a little "s" would fit around that nicely.

Must...try...hard...to...pad...out...the...film!

"Joel, why are we watching this dull mountain climbing sequence?"
"Well, because it's there."

If I was going on the One Show, I'd get stoned first too.

Saw it on Saturday, actually quite enjoyed it. Laughed, ewwed, jumped. Ncholas Hoult was born to play a dead guy.

The trailer makes it look one-star - there's a Beiber reference that dates the film to before they'd even started MAKING the film.

I'll probably go and see it, even shit films are free with a Cineworld Card. (That should be their slogan.)

Did they forget to invite the audience?

I really really REALLY thought it was called Love Hurts.

I’m not just saying this to be the dickhead who disagrees, but I didn’t enjoy it at all and I really feel like I’m pointing at a fat naked dude whilst everyone else is genuflecting.

I loved The Dark Knight, more than I can possibly say. Batman Begins; also good.
However, I found this instalment weak, poorly paced, and the sound is all over the place. Bane sounds in pain, yes, but he mostly sounds like Sean Connery and once that was in my head I couldn’t get it out. I couldn’t marry the Darth Connery voice up with the eye-acting that Hardy was doing (and doing marvellously might I add).
Hathaway is grand, but hardly Catwoman.
JGL is lovely and was great.

My favourite bit was *Ichabod Crane!*

I just wish I’d seen the film you all saw. I’ll watch it again on DVD. Maybe if the prick next to me hadn’t been rustling his popcorn for 3 hours straight I would have enjoyed it more. But I didn’t.

You reminded me of Spidey 2 where he's lying on the train, half dead, and they lift him and carry him and he's just a kid... and *wells up*

I don't care if it's hokey, it gives me goosebumps. I cannot see this film giving me anything except a tension headache.

Wait a minute.... JOSH BROLIN IS TOMMY LEE JONES??? No frakkin way.