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Favourite Films: The Shawshank Redemption, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Dexter (tv series)
Currently Watching: This site
Can't Wait To See: Comic based films, unless Nic Cage stars in them
Member Since: 12 Oct 2009

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We really need to talk again about Transformers: The Last Knight
But please don't rewatch it again by paying to do so. Just. Please. Do. Not. Make. Them. More.

The real reasons why Lord and Miller got fired from the Han Solo movie
I suspect that some of these points are pure fantasy rumours juxtaposed with gossip talk.

Transformers: The Last Knight
I must confess to something.

I just gave it one star and I haven't even watched it.

The 13 most incredible sentences from Wikipedia's plot synopsis of Transformers: Age Of Extinction
Ali, I do really not envy you. 2,5h time of your life wasted in such a way and possibly you needed to pay for it, too.

After Trans4 I promised to myself to never ever watch any Trans movie again in the cinema. It was because this fourth installment wasn't even a dumb flick entertainment movie type. It was "so-bad-on-so-many-levels-it-actually-insults-the-viewer" type of movie. And it stills earned gazillion of dollars for next shit instances being spawned. Rinse and repeat but I refuse to take part in pumping my own money into it.

I'm just passively active in my rage now when I'm thinking about it...

I've forgotten how to review movies and it's all The Boss Baby's fault
Good to know you are still alive Ali.

Parenting changes everything, indeed.

The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning

Despite the brutality of this film, the first adjective that came to my mind after watching it was 'beautiful'.

Impossible task, one would think, to mix so effortlessly so much swearing/blood spilling and actual great piece of cinema with tears inducing scenes in one picture.

Taking risk do pays off, when one taking risk knows one's shit (yes, I am looking at you WB).

A Cure For Wellness
Also, Dane looks like young 'discount DiCaprio', amiright?

Btw, didn't know Ali you are eelsophobe. Don't be. There is a rumour of a new Ghostbusters movie but with main characters eels instead of women.

101 reasons 2016 wasn't quite as shit as we all thought it was
Seriously, great stuff this article is.
Thanks a lot.

Best wishes from Poland,
always faithful to Shiznit.

X-Men: Apocalypse
Putting aside all good and bad things in this movie (as comic fanboy, which makes me more biased towards any superhero film, I still kinda liked the flick, which overall was just above guilty pleasure level) I must add:

This is the first time (to my knowledge that spans only so little into the past) when summer blockbuster from US tried to put a major US character in Poland and made him speak Polish and man oh man.... that turned out hilarious, as it came out very unnatural (both in accent and word choice). What is more - I can kinda understand Magneto struggling with a language not being his native one (and Polish being said to be one of the hardest to master, lol) but why would Police Militia men would also display the similar difficulties? Was it too hard for Bryan to hire a few real Polish tier 10 actors, instead of picking some Russians or half-orcs, I mean half-Poles who forgot their language 10 years ago?

Well, the result was the whole crowd in the theather had laughing out loud moment and I guess most of the people were instantly threw out from serious mood of the Erik subplot. Shame.

Wondering if the same applies when some Yankee is trying to pretend he can speak Cockney. I guess this might be a longer subject.

EU Referendum game-changer: The Shiznit backs Remain
As a person from Poland (who never (yet) put his foot outside the continent) I can truly state: Poland loves you guys.

Despite the fact in those old online compe-tit-ions you could not send prizes outside Isles (I know that my chances to guess the proper answer were slim anyways...).

Bookmarking Shiznit page forevah, regardless the voting results.
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