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You just ruined my world with this breakdance clip. I was sure Diesel was born so big but now it seems he ate some vitamins at some point in his, not afraid to spell it, career.

Also, some racist (although they don't exist nowadays, do they) could say not only black guys all die, they have 'the first guy that dies' awarded.

Btw, I love this trailer type summarizing the whole film for audience so that we don't have to actually watch it. I know, I know, there is not much to summarize, but still...

Cannot decide to what I'm more indifferent - old, limping Harrison or some random kids. Also, male kid, female kid, white guys, black guys, where is our Asian guy? Also, don't forget to include a gay/lesbian.

But hell, this new font, YEAH. It's about time.

EDIT:
0:59, found my Asian. That font distracted me.
Also, when not looking carefully, this Wiggin frame looks like Virgin.

Wait, wait!! So, you're telling me Agent Smith was a bad character??!!11

Purre awesomeness.

Right-bottom corner is so like mine.

As if it wasn't epic enough, it has Russian voiceover...

I guess it's hard to be a Pole during WWII, especially when one has a Hungarian name.

Ed, don't be too... hard on him. If you were to fight against unknown witches, wouldn't you take some precautions? A condom doesn't provide 100% safety, researches say, but it's always something.

I just realized that I posses the inner faux-Arnie voice somewhere in my brain.
Also, an image of his face when I hear this inner voice.

Yeah, right.

Did many people enjoy that moment in the theather? Large burst of laughter/joy or just some slow clap? Possibly 'booyah!' with a jump?

Just saw this, encouranged to do that by you, Matt.

Really, Matt? Can you tell me what is so extraordinary about this film? It drags for more than 2,5 hour, mostly some flashing lights and aggresive disco sounds combined with flying camera. Booooooooooooring.

What's the film trying to say? I guess "sound and visuals can attack you".

How one can relate to main protagonists, one of them being a total moron taking drugs and another being a stupid slut taking drugs.

Eternal matters? Deep meanings? Goddammit! I find more of that in MacDonald's commercials.

EDIT: At least, it had some boobs. Still, it's rubbish, man.