T-Bone

T-Bone's seven word review:

I was violently erect throughout the movie.

Okay, maybe not throughout the entire movie, because it is a bit slow in parts, but the first scene of Batman back in the bat-suit? Erect. Violently.

And, my god, I was damn near misty-eyed toward the end. Superhero movies aren't supposed to prod my emotions like that.

I'm with Ali: it's long, it's flawed, but it's also a fucking perfect ending.

BRB.

Must have sex with Marion Cotillard.

So Matt, what method of boner-concealment did you use during this interview?

One time me and Richard Grieco -- "Greeks", as I know him -- spent a whole night in Tijuana taking tequila shooters and betting our salaries on cock fights. Ah, to be young again.

If only Mark Wahlberg could prevent Mark Wahlberg from happening.

Miss Lawrence can hold my cockatiel any day.

You people obviously didn't get the chance to see "Big Wet Booty Boner-thon 18", or else this list would be slightly different.

Though I don't agree with all of your choices, great job everyone.

I actually read the book, and it was really very entertaining. If the movie is on the same level as the book then this won't be the utter abortion you seem to expect it to be. Should be fun.

Wait, wait, wait, wait wait.

Wait.

Natasha Lyonne is still alive???

Stand your ground, Luke! Don't back down! Don't let the peer pressure get to you! Embrace your awful, terrible, no-good sense of humor and taste.