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8, 28 and 43 might actually have some truth to them one day.

Saw this at the LFF and people actually walked out. Cinema was half empty by the end, and this one guy started yelling at the screen as he left.

There's a version of one of the Star Wars prequels that was bootlegged and posted online called Backstroke of the West which is similar but no where near as hilarious as this.

Good find sir.

It sounds like she picked up her British accent from watching Bridget Jones a hundred times.

I'm getting a serious Arkham Asylum vibe from Lockout.

It almost feels like the studios have given up trying to hide the fact that product-placement is a big part of movies now.

Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol with the Canon camera outside the Kremlin and all the Apple devices was sickening enough, this is just another level.

That Dracula trailer is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen all week. Thank you.

I love how Bruce makes his cum-face every time he fires a gun.

That last line sums up my thoughts entirely.

It's obvious that the studios have all the power, they can decide whether you get to see their film or not. Hell, I found it damn confusing last week on Film 2011 when they couldn't review Hugo because of something they had said about The Rum Diary. Either Claudia Winklemann said it wrong, or the studios are also trying to crush the whole "freedom of speech" thing that's been going on for the last gazillion years.

I'm waiting for the Deliverance "Squeal Like A Pig" edition.