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The tagline makers are making you do mental gymnastics from "see no evil, hear no evil" to "sea evil" - which makes a modicum of sense.
In any case, there is no better prologue scene to a multiplex horror movie than in this. All the better that the title of the movie appears in 'Love Boat' font.

This film smells of 'Spiceworld', 'the Business' and 'Street Dance 3D'... I cannot stand one millisecond of Leigh Francis' comedy - but it is as if he looked at the ego mutation of Justin Lee Collins and thought he'd better assume an identity to enjoy the same level of fame without the press headlines when he eventually flips. For the likes of the above, Lee Collins and all the other "fevered egos tainting our collective subconscious" Cunt isn't even the word.

If Ennis, a genital-less androgyne like some angel from the Keanu Reeves 'Constantine' is to be our mascot for the age then what a strange Olympics this is.