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Favourite Films: I love so many films it would be impossible to list them all here right now.
Currently Watching: My life wasting away...
Can't Wait To See: Paul McCartney finally give that old twat Yoko Ono the beatdown she deserves.
Member Since: 12 Jun 2013

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Melissa McCarthy lost 30lbs on the Shitty Photoshop Diet
I simply do not understand this. They Photoshop Melissa McCarthy, yet leave Sandra Bullock alone? Are you kidding me? I've been waiting for someone to rearrange that woman's face for years.

All Sandra Bullock is, is a sad, middle-aged, pathetic attention whore whose only claim to fame anymore is either who she dates, adopting kids, or oh, yeah... getting her poor little heart broken. Newsflash! People get hurt all the time. The woman has millions; she really doesn't need your sympathy. Hell, she could buy it if she wanted it, though.

Back to the movie poster... I just don't get why they airbrushed someone as pretty as Melissa, yet they left Sandra Bullock looking exactly like the pathetic old woman that she is. And what the hell is with that giant, gold, ink-pen-looking thing sticking out of her back? All I know is that I'm going to have nightmares about the Photoshopped poster. Did you notice Sandra Bullock kind of looks like Steven Tyler in it? Add that to her list of unflattering features.

Anyway, thanks a lot, people who made Heat and were responsible for this Photoshopped abortion. I really appreciate it.
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