Competition: Win Splice on DVD

Win Splice on DVD: it's a genetics horror so good, we didn't review it first time around because the appropriate superlatives hadn't been invented yet. They have been invented now, we just can't be bothered.

Yes, I know what you're thinking: Ali, with all the time you spend rescuing orphans from China and kicking international supervillains into space, how do you find time to source so many awesome competition prizes? Well dear readers, the answer is simple: those are all actually lies, and I spend most of my time begging lovely PR people to give me free DVDs. I know!

Anyway, I've got three copies of the awesome-looking Splice (customary disclaimer: in true Alan Partidge style, "I haven't seen it myself") taking up room on my desk, and as eBay consider me 'too real' to unblock my account, I guess I can fling them in the post to a triplicate of lucky winners.

Just click here to enter the competition and I'll contact the winners via the wonders of electronic mail. No pen and paper required!

Look elsewhere and you'll see we're also giving away a rather fantastic Girl Who... goodie bag, featuring Dragon Tattoo on DVD plus all sorts of other booty. Go there to win this.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to single-handedly defeat the Taliban. By which I mean I'm going to bed.