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Gareth Edwards to direct another monster

Movie News | Chris | 5th January 2011

Gareth Edwards will direct another American Godzilla reboot. If his first feature is any indication, this movie will feature bland, barely talented actors in the lead roles, only this time they'll be Japanese.

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News flash: Episode III still sucks

Movie News | Chris | 31st December 2010

Mr. Plinkett is back to bitch about Star Wars and eat pizza rolls, and he's all out of pizza rolls.

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Thor trailer hits the web

Movie Trailer | Chris | 11th December 2010

It's hammer time.

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Italian director Mario Monicelli dies badass death at 95

Movie News | Chris | 30th November 2010

The Oscar-nominated director known as the master of Italian comedy has died, but you might be surprised to learn that it was not because he was pushing 100.

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Top 16 awesome movie chases

Movie Feature | Chris | 24th November 2010

Few can deny that even the dullest of films can be enlivened by a hot pursuit, whether it's on foot or with cars, bikes or biplanes. But with this oft-used action set-piece so frequently resulting in a run-of-the-mill tearaway through city streets, here are the 16 movies that did it best - the ones that fully embodied the thrill of the chase.

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Eli Roth wants to clown around with the creators of Clown

Movie News | Chris | 18th November 2010

Chalk up another entry in the suddenly burgeoning "fake trailer becomes real movie" sub-genre.

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From Zombieland to Cowboy Ninja Viking

Movie News | Chris | 9th November 2010

Sigh.

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Oren Peli digs up Poe's Grave(s)

Movie News | Chris | 8th November 2010

The director of Paranormal Activity will dump the found footage gimmick, but hopefully he'll remember to bring the scares with his next project.

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JJ Abrams opts to leave Khan on Seti Alpha V for Star Trek 2

Movie News | Chris | 26th October 2010

And yes, I already know how nerdy the title of this article is, thank you very much.

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Martin Freeman to transfer to Wernham Hogg's Shire branch

Movie News | Chris | 22nd October 2010

Martin Freeman has signed on to play Bilbo Baggins in Peter Jackson's upcoming adaptation of The Hobbit. No word on whether or not his contract prohibits gay hobbit pillow fights, though.

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