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Movie Feature | Luke | 6th November 2013
Headline denotes the range of emotions you will go through upon discovering this deleted scene of Jar Jar Binks falling to his demise in The Phantom Menace is, in fact, a creative edit. Dang. (via Uproxx) -
That Godzilla reboot teaser trailer in full. Well, what I can remember of it.
Movie Feature | Luke | 9th October 2013
If you were quick enough off the mark last Friday, you would have seen a glimpse of Gareth Edwards' upcoming Godzilla reboot - which had been nestling on Youtube under the name "Fatman Trailer" for about a month before hitting the big time. But as quick as it could be retweeted, Warner Bros. shut it down faster than the US Government did the day after Grand Theft Auto 5 came out. Well, I reckon I've got a pretty good memory, and I reckon I can replicate that teaser here on this website, for you, using nothing but MS Paint. Ain't nobody taking my shitty drawings away.
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Merry fucking Christmas!
Movie News | Luke | 7th September 2013
1) Why have they crossed out the word 'bright' and replaced it with the word 'bright'? 2) Why is a Christmas film coming out in September? 3) Why am I questioning a buddy comedy where Paul Giamatti and Paul Rudd channel the Wet Bandits? All Is Bright looks great. (poster via IMP Awards)
UPDATE: Ali has pointed out the scribbled out text says 'bullshit'. Therefore ignore me, I am an idi-oh you already have. -
Mundane Wikipedia Fact of the Day: Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Movie Feature | Luke | 31st August 2013
Thank you, Wikipedia. Join us tomorrow, when we look up whether the groundhog in Groundhog Day was real or a puppet. -
This photo from Darren Aronofsky's Noah set is missing something...
Movie News | Luke | 20th August 2013
Nobody ever said the animals didn't prance in two by two. (more set images and stills at TheFilmStage) -
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This is how you sell a superhero film to someone who doesn't read comics
Movie Feature | Luke | 13th August 2013
That's right, it's a raccoon with a motherfudding machine gun. Rocket Raccoon from Guardians Of The Galaxy, to be precise. Animated gif ripped from that fuzzy Comic-Con mobile footage which probably/definitely is/isn't on YouTube someone told me, perhaps. -
No wonder he looks smug
Movie News | Luke | 5th August 2013
New poster for Don Jon, which stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a porn-addicted womaniser who has full sex with Scarlett Johansson and Julianne Moore. Written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. (via IMPAwards) -
Make your very own Nicolas Collage with our interactive playset
Movie Feature | Luke | 19th July 2013
Nic Cage is in a new film released today (it's The Frozen Ground, before you start searching the cinema listings for Con Air 2)! You may have heard we're big fans of Nic Cage. What we're not fans of, however, are Friday afternoons stuck in the stifling heat. And we're guessing neither are you. So to pass the time we've made this: our interactive 'Nicolas Collage' Nic Cage collage creator!
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If other movies had ice cream tie-ins
Movie Feature | Luke | 17th July 2013
With The World's End bringing Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg's 'Cornetto Trilogy' to a close this week (our review - hint: it's FAB), we put on our thinking caps and asked ourselves the question: what if other movies had ice cream tie-ins? Literally minutes later this gallery of awful puns and hasty photoshops was the result.
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Godzilla is here to cancel out the cancellation of the apocalypse
Movie News | Luke | 15th July 2013
Gnarly Comic-Con poster for Gareth Edward's upcoming Godzilla movie. Is it too late to add this to our list of the 50 coolest posters of 2013 (so far)? (via IMPAwards)
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