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So Tiptoes is a film that exists...
Movie Feature | Matt | 14th November 2013
You'd better believe this is "a role in a lifetime" for Gary Oldman. How did this ever get made? (via Popbitch) -
Vince Vaughn officially runs out of 'exasperated broseph' poses
Movie Feature | Matt | 12th November 2013
He also seems to have aged two decades in the last two years.
(By the way, just so you know what film this is for, "DER LIEFER HELD: Unverhofft Kommt Oft" translates as "THE DELIVERY HERO: Unexpectedly Come Often" as per Google Translate. You're welcome.)
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The Call
Movie Review | Matt | 15th September 2013
911 operators. Are they the true heroes of the emergency services, relying on calm heads and extensive training to ensure that life-threatening situations are resolved efficiently? Or are they the world's greatest buck-passers? Either way, they are on the frontline of America's everyday war against danger and it was only a matter of time before we saw a film focusing on them rather than those out in the field. The problem is: how do you make a movie where the hero is one hang-up away from being utterly useless?
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Alan Partridge announces new Jurassic Park IV title
Movie Feature | Matt | 11th September 2013
Back of the net! Cashback! Etc... -
Homefront poster raises questions about Statham's wardrobe assistant
Movie Feature | Matt | 11th September 2013
Never before on screen have we seen a more patriotic denim jacket.
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Star Trek Into Darkness and five other spoilery DVD covers
Movie Feature | Matt | 2nd September 2013
Star Trek Into Darkness is released on DVD and Blu-ray today and, in case you haven't already heard, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T READ THE BACK COVER.
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The marketing for Lovelace is kind of hard to swallow
Movie Feature | Matt | 12th August 2013
Serious, harrowing drama it may be, but you can guarantee that the marketing bods behind the promotional campaign for Lovelace went through two dozen blowjob gags before finding one that they thought they could get away with.
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Poor old Ben Stiller didn't get invited to the Alpha Papa screening
Movie Feature | Matt | 3rd August 2013
And he is DESPERATE to see it too. That's totally unfair, you guys.
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Original Butterfly Effect poster offers two suggestions for reboot
Movie News | Matt | 28th July 2013
Move your mouse over the image for my advice to the filmmakers. -
Notorious photobomber returns for Captain Phillips poster
Movie Feature | Matt | 27th July 2013
Oh noes, not this guy again!
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