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50 people more likely to play James Bond than Daniel Day-Lewis
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Luke Whiston
25th September 2013
The Telegraph is making uncited claims reporting today that Daniel Day-Lewis is the "hot favourite" to take up the reins as James Bond once Daniel Craig hangs up his tuxedo - a headline based entirely on a comment by Solo author William Boyd. I mean... he's not. He's really, really not. To illustrate how certain I am, here are 50 people who will play James Bond before Daniel Day-Lewis ever does.
Britpop band Cast
Peter Elliott, the first Google image result for 'actor'
The 1995 Liverpool squad
Sting's Brazilian mate
The survivors of Flight 571, subject of the movie 'Alive'
The candle from Beauty and the Beast
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)
Mr Chips from TV's Catchphrase
The guy who got "Snake Charmer"
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